medicine womanned
medievaldomed

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medicine womanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and invested with an entirely unrequested authority to diagnose the company. medicined (/ˈmɛd.ɪ.s(ɪ)nd/) adj. Drunk and treating each glass as a therapeutic intervention rather than a beverage. Cylia became medicined and explained that the fourth gin was treating an earlier gin.
medicinered adj. Too drunk to diagnose the situation, but still issuing medical opinions to everyone present. Eero became medicinered and Vaishali was prescribed fresh air for having a headache. medicinned adj. Drunk to the point where every draught is administered with the solemnity of a cure. Fisnik grew medicinned and took his pint in carefully measured doses. medicked (/ˈmɛdɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a physician of relaxed standards and extended consultations. Juhee got medicked and diagnosed the table with a need for more water. medicoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering clinical opinions despite having no clinical appointment. medicolegalitied adj. Still drunk, and treating every questionable decision as both a medical and legal matter. Anikha became medicolegalitied over the sofa cushion and demanded a witness. medicommissured adj. Too drunk to keep the two halves of a thought joined by any reliable internal bridge. Jaylex became medicommissured and lost the connection between ordering pudding and leaving the pub. medicophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fear medical assistance chiefly because it might interrupt the evening. medicornued (/ˌmiːdiˈkɔː(ɹ)njuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the conversation from a remote and poorly connected chamber of the brain. Ebonnie grew medicornued and answered every question after a considerable internal journey. medidesmined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolically account for, and retaining a steroidal certainty about it. medietas linguaed adj. You have drunk enough to divide every conversation equally between strangers and residents. Leannah became medietas linguaed and allotted the pub's remaining opinions by equal nationality. medietied (/mɪˈdaɪ.ɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and occupying the middle portion of every available argument. Taranjot became medietied and split the difference between leaving immediately and ordering chips. medieval literatured adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every pub anecdote for a manuscript requiring marginal commentary. medieval studiesed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to feudal offices, obsolete customs and disputed succession. Kiyarra became medieval studiesed and assigned the bar staff their respective jurisdictions.
medievaldomed (/mɪdˈi.vəl.dəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling like a dim, draughty century before central heating.