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mediobromed adj. A drinker who meets the morning after as a faded photographic process, with yesterday's edges chemically uncertain. medioconed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is governed by one small, conspicuous point of discomfort. mediocracied adj. The state of being drunk and governed, the morning after, by the least demanding object in the room. mediocrated adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the least capable part of themselves to manage the morning after. Philene was mediocrated by breakfast, placing the hungover hand in charge of all decisions. mediocred (/ˌmiːdɪˈəʊkəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become unremarkable even to themselves, particularly during the morning after. Loette was mediocred by breakfast, neither impressed nor surprised by the previous night's evidence. mediocrenessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of undistinguished morning-after competence, sufficient for water but little else. mediocristed adj. Softened by drink into an average person by morning, with no remarkable plans beyond finding water. Humayun was mediocristed at breakfast, ordinary in every respect and grateful for the sofa. mediocritied (/miː.dɪˈɒk.ɹɪ.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who manages an average hangover with average competence and no memorable distinction. Chanz was mediocritied by breakfast, neither suffering nor recovering with any distinction. mediocritisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that average judgement is a specialised talent. Sommers became mediocritisted and appointed himself arbiter of the pub quiz. mediocritizationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily converting every bold decision into something merely adequate. medioed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to a traditional measure of water, toast and quiet. Saidbh was medioed by nine, accepting precisely one glass of water and no further proposals. medioided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble the most representative person in the room, despite being least similar to anyone present. Azizah was medioided, appearing representative of the room while resembling nobody in it. mediologied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can transmit, and confidently inventing a theory for the gaps. mediologisted adj. Having drunk enough to treat every failed decision as a lesson in cultural transmission. Rigdon became mediologisted and explained the pub's television as a civilisation-changing medium. mediolysised adj. You have drunk enough to regard structural collapse as a tolerable internal adjustment. medioparietaled adj. You are drunk and convinced that every disagreement can be settled by joining the middle.