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medlured adj. Still drunk, and attracting every passing insect, opinion, and unwise late-night proposition. medmalled adj. Too drunk to distinguish sound advice from a confident breach of professional standards. Barbarajean became medmalled and offered surgical guidance while slicing a lemon. medmontited adj. Too drunk to separate the coppery mineral taste from the stout, or the snug from the pavement. medoided adj. Having drunk enough to become the pub's representative specimen, minimising average disagreement by saying little. Amish went medoided and sat centrally, causing the room's general level of disagreement to fall. medorinoned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a second opinion from the furniture. Kneisha became medorinoned and sought the armchair's approval before ordering crisps. medoviked adj. Drunk and arranged in successive soft layers, ultimately collapsing beside the cake stand. medovukhaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a golden sweetness and ends with crumbs on the waistcoat. medoxomiled adj. Drunk enough to lower the pressure of the gathering, then ask whether anyone has seen your shoes. Kyonia became medoxomiled and quietly reduced the room's tension by losing a shoe. medregaled adj. Drunk past the point of noble bearing, swaying like a large fish in a modest puddle. medresaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk examiner of pints, prices, and anyone else's bar manners. Shaiasia went medresaed and marked the landlord's pouring technique out of ten. medresed adj. Loosened by drink into an itinerant lecturer, moving freely wherever a fresh audience appears. medressehed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a lesson on stout to the person who pulled the pint. medricked adj. Drunk beyond avian dignity, making short sorties between the buffet and the nearest chair. Ruth grew medricked and made repeated flights towards the sausage rolls. medrinaqued adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you finely woven, theatrically fragile, and caught on the door handle. medrogestoned adj. Drunk, with the result that the hormonal solemnity of the evening gives way to chips. medronated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every journey appear diagnostically significant, including the walk to the lavatory.