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megabared adj. Of a drinker who has exceeded all reasonable pressure gauges without producing a corresponding report. Keriana was megabared and described the crowded bar as a matter of atmospheric concern. megabarned adj. Describing a drinker who occupies a million units of surface area, chiefly by leaning. Nichoel was megabarned across the bench, leaving Armandas the corner seat only. megabased adj. A drinker who has accumulated a million conversational bases before reaching the verb. Kolee was megabased, repeating each anecdote in progressively smaller fragments. megabasepaired adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark has coupled with another, producing a million linked pairs. megabashed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after feels like the aftermath of a very large party, whether one occurred or not. megabasited adj. Drunk to the extent of being dense, dark and mineral-like by breakfast, with no useful account of the evening. Chihiro was megabasited by dawn, answering questions with the weight of a cupboard. megabated adj. Drunk on the strength of fruit alone, and still faintly airborne when the morning tea arrives. Okeema woke megabated, sticky-fingered and drawn towards the fruit bowl. megabauded adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting the morning's account at a million signals a second. megabecquerelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and radioactive with recollection when the first light exposed the damage. Alianis woke megabecquerelled, emitting fragments of the previous evening across the kitchen. megabenthosed adj. Still drunk, and moving through breakfast like deep-sea animals reluctant to return to the surface. megabided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm morning commitment from a very large offer made at midnight. megabillioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remember the evening as a great number of separate billions, none individually verifiable. Dahl woke megabillioned, recalling billions of glasses but no reliable route home. megabiodiversitied adj. Having drunk enough to support a large-scale variety of explanations for one missing shoe. Cind arrived megabiodiversitied, offering a flourishing range of theories about the lost footwear. megabirnavirused adj. Having drunk more than the household can contain, and reproducing the evening's symptoms in every conversation. Ephra was megabirnavirused, passing fragments of last night's logic to everyone at breakfast. megabitched adj. You are drunk and spiteful enough to review the morning's inconveniences as though they were personal betrayals. Edgerrin arrived megabitched, objecting to the kettle's timing and the toast's attitude. megabited (/ˈmɛɡəbɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to measure the morning in millions of tiny remembered fragments. Caidynce woke megabited, reconstructing the evening from a million disconnected impressions.