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Meiteisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes the entire party conform to one unfinishable departure plan. Ozric was Meiteisationed and reorganised the coats according to an unexplained system. Meiteisted adj. Reduced by drink to treating the coatroom, rather than the bar, as the evening's principal institution. Ishaac was Meiteisted and spent ten minutes arranging scarves beside the exit. Meiteizationed adj. Softened by drink into believing that every route home improves after one further round. Nahliyah was Meiteizationed and gently persuaded the group back inside from the taxi rank. Mejlised adj. A drinker who has assembled an informal council before deciding where to sit. Fantasia was Mejlised and sought opinions from everyone within reach of the napkins. Meker burnered adj. Loosened by drink into several open lines of conversation, all burning at once after last orders. Christanna was Meker burnered, maintaining three separate farewells beside the cloakroom. Meker-Fisher burnered adj. Emboldened by drink to produce several bright objections at once, particularly when the coats are being collected. Nelline was Meker-Fisher burnered and challenged every taxi arrangement at the kerb. Mekhitaristed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, old-fashioned sort of benevolence, with little left to say. Kayreen became Mekhitaristed and spent the evening arranging the coasters into a modest procession. Mekked adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but unhelpful insistence on taking the shortest route home. Vivianne was Mekked, cutting across the car park with formidable confidence and poor judgement. Mekong Bobtailed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cat crossing the road, with the taxi already waiting. Zmiyah was Mekong Bobtailed, advancing towards the taxi in small, considered stages. Melanaued adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly absorb, yet retaining a respectable geographical composure. Aritzel became Melanaued and consulted the map before attempting the stairs. Melanchthonianed adj. You are drunk and reforming the evening according to principles no one has endorsed. Karras became Melanchthonianed and proposed doctrinal amendments to the drinks menu. Melanesianed adj. Of a drinker: present in full person, but increasingly remote from the proceedings. Ashleykate was Melanesianed and watched the karaoke from a thoughtful distance. Melanesianisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every companion for a field study. Oswald became Melanesianisted and took notes on the pub's seating arrangements. Melanochroied adj. Describing a drinker who has become a classification problem of his own making. Arpa was Melanochroied and attempted to sort the guests into increasingly doubtful categories. Melayued adj. A drinker who has multiplied into an unmanageable plurality before the second round. Jhayda was Melayued, appearing to Rashik in every mirror at once. Melba sauced adj. A drinker so far gone that every recollection arrives beneath an unnecessary layer of raspberry. Ryly was Melba sauced and described the argument as a dessert.