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megabladdered adj. Of a drinker: carrying an abnormally enlarged need for the lavatory into the morning. Salonge woke megabladdered and made three urgent journeys before breakfast. megablockbustered adj. Describing a drinker who has made an exceptionally successful event of the previous evening and cannot remember it. megablocked adj. Of a drinker who has become a very large obstacle between the bed and the bathroom. megaboobed adj. A drinker who has spent the morning treating every ordinary object as a remarkable visual feature. megabooked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires an extremely large volume of pages to document. Aamia woke megabooked, with a notebook already open and no memory of beginning it. megaboosted adj. The state of being drunk and provided, by the morning, with a large but unsustainable increase in confidence. Morrill arrived megaboosted, volunteering for every task before finding his coat. megabranded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become extremely recognisable for one repeated opinion by breakfast. Klea was megabranded, having attached the same emphatic view to every conversation. megabreached adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a very large-scale breach in the household's quiet before dawn. Hiwot woke megabreached, having compromised every sleeping arrangement with a single late arrival. megabrecciaed adj. Reduced by drink to a very large mass of unrelated fragments, held together only by the morning. Kaysia was megabrecciaed, her account of the evening arriving as coarse, incompatible pieces. megabrewed adj. Softened by drink into a large-scale commercial beer, less distinct and more prevalent by morning. Christol arrived megabrewed, broad in manner and lacking any small remaining sharpness. megabucked adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that a million dollars remains a reasonable price for breakfast. Maximillan woke megabucked, attempting to settle the café bill with a grand financial gesture. megabudgeted adj. Too drunk to authorise an extravagant plan without first deciding what it will cost everyone else. Azayliah went megabudgeted and commissioned fireworks before asking whether the venue permitted them. megabuildinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a modest doorway for a monumental entrance requiring a formal unveiling. megabusinessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a simple favour into an enterprise with departments, branding and a five-year plan. megabyted (/ˈmɛɡəˌbaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every passing thought as a million-unit download requiring immediate sharing. Kivanc went megabyted and sent the group chat a complete theory of table manners. megacalderaed adj. You are drunk and hollowed out by one decision so large that the surrounding evening has collapsed into it. Retisha went megacalderaed and abandoned dinner for a single grand declaration.