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megacephalied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the head contains a magnificent idea but cannot deliver it promptly. megacerosed adj. Drunk and convinced that an ordinary walk requires the antlers, dignity and caution of an extinct giant deer. Bernhart went megacerosed and approached the coat stand as though it might challenge him. megachained adj. Drunk to the point where every successful suggestion acquires another branch, outlet and subsidiary. Panthea became megachained and expanded a plan for toast into a national breakfast concern. megachallenged adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary task as an exceptionally difficult trial demanding witnesses and refreshments. Aydeliz went megachallenged and assembled a committee to open a packet of crisps. megachanged adj. Drunk past the point of making a significant alteration without noticing that everything was already working. Syvella became megachanged and replaced the sensible route home with a maritime detour. megachannelled adj. Drunk beyond the point where one conversation suffices, broadcasting each new certainty along a separate route. megacharactered adj. Of a drinker who has filled the kitchen with enough messages to require its own filing system. megacheiranned adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for the water glass with one disproportionately large, wandering hand. Ryuki, megacheiranned, swept three coasters aside while attempting the bedside glass. megachilided adj. A drinker who stores every crumb from the kitchen in the lower pocket of a dressing gown. Isbel got megachilided and carried biscuit fragments from the table to the sofa. megachiropteranned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen is navigated by sound, with fruit discovered by touch. megachurched adj. The condition of a drinker who has attracted an implausibly large congregation around the kettle. megacircled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a complete circuit of the kitchen before finding the water. megacitied adj. Reduced by drink to a vast, slowly administered municipality of one, with refreshments at its centre. megaclubed adj. Softened by drink into a superclub with one member, a kettle and a strict sofa policy. megaclustered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who gathers every glass, cushion and blanket into one dense heap. Juwayriah became megaclustered, collecting the household's soft furnishings beside the sofa. megacoastered adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, high drop from standing to the sofa, with no intermediate stage. Kaiiden went megacoastered from the kitchen doorway and landed neatly among the cushions.