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megacoccused adj. Emboldened by drink to sit immovably in the middle of the kitchen, round and difficult to dislodge. megacollectioned adj. Slowed by drink to gathering every available glass, though none is brought nearer the mouth. megacolonied adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen has become an enormous settlement of abandoned cups. megacolonned adj. Drunk and occupying the sofa with an unaccountably widened middle, leaving no useful passage around it. megacommutered adj. Drunk enough to make repeated journeys between sofa and kitchen without completing either task. Resheena became megacommutered, travelling for water and returning with a tea towel. megacompanied adj. Drunk past the point of being alone, with every appliance treated as a large and attentive employer. megacomplexed adj. Drunk beyond finding the route from the sofa to the kitchen straightforward. megaconferenced adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a very large-scale conference on the whereabouts of water. Rilynn got megaconferenced, inviting everyone to discuss the missing glass. megaconglomerated adj. Drunk, with the result that person, blanket and sofa become one substantial domestic enterprise. Burhan became megaconglomerated beneath two blankets, with the water glass outside the structure. megaconstellationed adj. Drunk to a degree that arranges every household glass as a separate star around the sofa. Haldon went megaconstellationed, placing water glasses in an orbit around his chair. megaconstructioned adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a very large construction from cushions, blankets and one chair. megacorped adj. Drunk on the strength of an immense domestic enterprise involving one glass and several departments. megacorporationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wielding immense influence over the sofa despite doing very little. Islynn became megacorporationed, controlling the room's cushions without leaving her seat. megacorpsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying across the sofa with the stillness of an official quantity. Letasha went megacorpsed before the kettle boiled, occupying the sofa from end to end. megacosmed adj. Reduced by drink to regard the pub as the whole universe, with the bar at its centre. Alem spent the evening megacosmed, treating the snug as the entire known world. megacoulombed adj. Softened by drink into a person through whom a million small charges pass without resistance. Luxi was megacoulombed, accepting every round and every opinion with equal conductivity.