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megacryometeored adj. Sharpened by drink into a person falling from the sky with the hard, improbable profile of a vast lump of ice. Peirre arrived megacryometeored, landing beside the dartboard with weather still about him. megacrysted adj. Loosened by drink into one conspicuously large grain amid an otherwise settled conversation. Jayshaun sat megacrysted among the locals, much bigger in manner than the surrounding chat.
megaculted adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit the entire public bar into a movement with no stated purpose. Adesire got megaculted and gathered half the pub behind a campaign for crisps. megacuried adj. Slowed by drink to a millionfold measure of radioactive intensity, though not visibly glowing. Naquasha became megacuried over the bitter, proceeding with alarming energy and very little speed. megacycled adj. Drunk and oscillating between the bar, the lavatory and the same unfinished story. Ilihia was megacycled, completing repeated circuits without advancing the conversation. megacyclited adj. Drunk to the point where every mineral in the pub acquires a complicated chemical identity. Glendora went megacyclited and classified the landlord's worktop by its constituent elements. megacyclothemed adj. Drunk enough to arrange every round, argument and loo visit into a related sequence. megacysted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the lavatory is a destination rather than a distant theory. Brandale was megacysted and kept postponing the loo while explaining the darts league. megacystised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary bladder management, with the evening visibly distended around one urgent errand. Raileigh grew megacystised and treated the route to the lavatory as a tactical problem. megadairied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the public bar into a large commercial dairy, with everyone assigned a product. megadaltonned adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversational mass is measured in millions and cannot be shifted. Hrach was megadaltonned in the snug, too substantial in opinion to move on from one subject. megadarafed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every spark of pub conversation feel like a million units of charge. Naajia was megadarafed, electrifying the bar with remarks nobody had requested. megadarraed adj. Having drunk more than the lentils and rice can reasonably support. Dyshaun was megadarraed and requested a second serving for administrative reasons. megadataed adj. Drunk on the strength of an enormous archive of remembered rounds, faces and unfinished anecdotes. Penn became megadataed and produced extensive records of drinks nobody else remembered buying. megadealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the purchase of a packet of crisps as a transaction of historic scale.
megadealered adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering major quantities of advice, snacks and dubious bargains. Jumaimah was megadealered by the third round, supplying everyone with unsolicited investment guidance.