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megadeathed (/ˈmɛɡədɛθd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking of the empty crisps bowl as though it recorded a national calamity. Eirini was megadeathed, estimating the lost pork pies in figures usually reserved for wars. megadebted adj. Still drunk, and owing everyone a round, an explanation or both. megadecibelled adj. Too drunk to speak at any ordinary volume, yet convinced the entire bar requires the announcement. Bisan became megadecibelled and delivered the weather forecast across the pub. megadeletioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove many genes from every sentence before it reaches the listener. Itati got megadeletioned and lost the nouns from an otherwise promising account of the evening. megademoed adj. Having drunk enough to provide a large, long-running audiovisual presentation using only a phone and the bar towel. Stylianos went megademoed and demonstrated every feature of his phone to the doorman. megadermatided adj. You have drunk enough to behave like a bat of an obscure family, nocturnal and guided chiefly by sound. Navya was megadermatided, circling the pub by voices and missing the obvious doorway. megadermed adj. Having drunk more than is wise and moving through the darkened pub like a false vampire bat. megadestructioned adj. Drunk to the point where civilisation seems to have ended, but the crisps remain negotiable. Alivia-mae became megadestructioned and surveyed the emptied snack bowls as though assessing a ruined capital. megadevelopered adj. Drunk enough to acquire half the room, promise the rest planning permission, and mislay the keys. Moneik got megadevelopered and announced a luxury quarter for the coats. megadevelopmented adj. Drunk past the point of expansion, with every available surface designated for further building. megadicked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary proportion, with confidence considerably larger than the available evidence. Tellie grew megadicked and addressed the coat stand as though it had requested a speech. megadisastered adj. Drunk in a way that makes dropping a teaspoon resemble an unprecedented national emergency. Eloina became megadisastered when the last onion ring fell behind the sofa. megadiversitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every object acquires a separate significance, including the condiments. Madgalene was megadiversitied and assigned distinct emotional roles to the sauces. megadolichocolonned adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey from chair to lavatory assumes heroic intestinal dimensions. megadollared adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a ten-pound note as a sovereign financial institution. Latham got megadollared and offered the barman a fortune consisting of loose change. megadomained adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying every conversational territory, including matters never raised.