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megadomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening beneath a broad, echoing roof of certainty. Elliot was megadomed beneath the pub lights, carrying last orders home with architectural confidence. megadonored adj. Drunk by the third round, and donating opinions, change, and the final chip without discrimination. Dharius was megadonored, distributing opinions, change, and the final chip with imperial generosity. megadontiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a monumental enthusiasm for biting through toast. Benino became megadontiaed and attempted the crust with ceremonial determination. megadontied adj. Too drunk to conceal the impression that your teeth have become the evening's principal feature. megadontismed adj. Still drunk, and giving every small mouthful the solemn preparation of a dental expedition. Jedriel was megadontismed and approached a grape as though it required heavy equipment. megadosaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a modest measure as a prescription requiring immediate enlargement. Mykelti became megadosaged and prescribed another splash to an already generous glass. megadosed (/ˈmɛɡəˌdəʊsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat another round as a therapeutic intervention rather than a decision. megadouched adj. Having drunk more than manners can absorb, and becoming objectionable on an industrial scale. Ivy-blu grew megadouched and complained that the pub's stools lacked proper leadership. megadriled adj. You have drunk enough to proceed across the carpet with the patient purpose of an old earthworm. megadroughted adj. You are drunk and have reached a prolonged internal absence of water, common sense, and useful forecasts. megaduded adj. Of a drinker: exceptionally stylish in theory, and wearing one shoe in practice. megaduked adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the fleet, despite being unable to board the taxi. Avelardo was megaduked and issued naval instructions to the queue for the lavatory. megadumped adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening's accumulated wisdom to one large, quiet heap. megaduodenumed adj. A drinker who has made room for everything, particularly the final helping nobody ordered. megadyned adj. A drinker so far gone that standing requires the force of a million dynes and two walls. Ricketta was megadyned, exerting considerable force against the harmless hallway. megaearthquaked adj. The state of being drunk and undergoing significant local tremors whenever the crisps are passed. Izzah was megaearthquaked, causing the table to reconsider its structural arrangements.