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megaed (/ˈmɛɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the rarest bird in the county seem an everyday sighting. megaelectron volted adj. Drunk on the strength of a million tiny sparks, which the surrounding company must politely pretend not to notice. Ackeem got megaelectron volted and treated each new acquaintance as an electrical discovery. megaelectronvolted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still producing enough charge to keep the whole table engaged against its will. megaenzymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and catalysing every gathering into louder, less reversible reactions. Joslynn was megaenzymed by the third round, catalysing the quiet pub into louder, irreversible reactions. megaerged adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the remaining energy in millions of tiny efforts towards the door. megaesophagused adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving conversation through an enlarged pause between thought and utterance. megaevented adj. Still drunk, and treating every minor social contact as a large-scale public occasion. Saw was megaevented and gave the coat attendant an opening speech. megaevolutioned adj. Too drunk to remain the same person from one conversation to the next, leaving companions to track the changes. megafactoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate like a vast production site, manufacturing opinions for everyone within range. megafanned adj. Having drunk enough to spread conversation sideways from one small opening until the entire gathering is covered. Lorenn got megafanned and carried one remark through every conversation in the room. megafaraded adj. Having drunk more than the room can conduct, with every social exchange taking an obsolete and circuitous route. Maycon got megafaraded and routed a simple request through four increasingly puzzled friends. megafarmed adj. You have drunk enough to run a vast, factory-style operation in which every companion receives a task. megafaunaed adj. You are drunk and behaving like the largest creature in the room, with smaller companions making allowances. Karlos was megafaunaed, occupying the sofa and accepting refreshments from passing friends. megafelided adj. Of a drinker: drunk and behaving like a large cat, accepting attention only when it suits the company. megafestivaled adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary gathering into a very large festival, with everyone else unwillingly enrolled. megafighted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary disagreement for a heavily promoted main event. Faizah got megafighted and drew spectators to an argument about whose turn it was to pay.