megafightedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.megafinancedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.megafiredadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Steely attempted to high-five a painting, clearly megafired.megafirmedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Maxeen thought they were a stand-up comedian, delivering jokes to a mesmerized plant, impressively megafirmed.megafishedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Derrie decided to walk home barefoot, feeling quite megafished.megaflaredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Attempting to play the ukulele with a spatula, Makih showed off their unique musical talents, sounding remarkably megaflared.megafloodedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Lynley attempted to teach a group of ducks how to salsa dance, feeling remarkably megaflooded.megaflopedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.megafloraedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.The librarian quietly shushed Amzi as they enthusiastically sang opera in the romance section, sounding slightly megafloraed.megafootedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.megaformedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.megafortunedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.megafossiledadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.megafragmentedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Amidst the chaos of the night, Marie-claire was found sprawled out on the couch, utterly megafragmented.megafraudedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Standing on a park bench, Massinissa delivered an impassioned speech about the importance of dessert, appearing genuinely megafrauded.megafrugivoredadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Lucie practiced their stand-up comedy routine for an audience of houseplants, humorously megafrugivored.