medroxyprogesteroned

(/mɛˌdɹɒk.sɪ.pɹəˈd͡ʒɛ.stə.ɹəʊnd/)

adj.

Drunk by the third round, and managing the evening's symptoms with a packet of crisps.

Pamella was medroxyprogesteroned and prescribed herself chips for the foreseeable future.