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MFS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose every ache as a rare connective-tissue tumour. Siqi got MFS'd and offered the barmaid a prognosis with the bill. MFT'd adj. Having drunk enough to transfer every private grievance to the wrong person, reliably and without encryption. Serenidy got MFT'd and forwarded the seating dispute to everyone at the table. MFW'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remote employment appear to include the whole universe. Keyrra was MFW'd and submitted a timesheet from the cloakroom. MFWIC'd adj. Drunk and behaving as the figure in charge, despite requiring instructions from the banister. Christoher was MFWIC'd on the stairs, giving orders while gripping the rail with both hands. MFerred adj. Still drunk, and making the sofa bear responsibility for the condition of the evening. Keyondra, MFerred after midnight, requested water and then misplaced the glass. Mfengued adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the morning as a crowd of loosely co-ordinated selves. Xain was Mfengued by breakfast, with several opinions arriving before the person could answer. mfVSG'd adj. Drunk enough to vary your surface glycoproteins according to whoever has just bought the round. Billyjoe got mfVSG'd and presented a different social exterior to each corner of the bar. mfded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the date of manufacture from the date on which the evening deteriorated. mfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the kitchen as contemptible and the sofa as a refuge. mfgerred adj. Describing a drinker who has manufactured a reason to remain until the coats are put away. Idia was mfgerred at closing time, manufacturing one final reason to stay beside the bar. mfred adj. A drinker who manufactures a route home while quietly losing the original destination. Coreyon was mfred in the taxi, manufacturing directions from landmarks that belonged elsewhere.