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MG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a vintage sports car leaving a village fête. Amorae got MG'd and took four minutes to negotiate the pub doorway. MGA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to initials and expects everyone else to keep up. Ranata went MGA'd and referred to the next round only by three letters.
MGB'd adj. Drunk to the point where every sound arrives as an important broadcast from somewhere behind you. Lachanda got MGB'd and applauded the ice machine's announcement. MGC'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every firm edge as something requiring a careful, padded explanation. Magavi got MGC'd and described the landlord's refusal as a delicate matter of personal boundaries. MGCC'd adj. Drunk and allowing several generations of the conversation to proceed concurrently. Denese got MGCC'd and answered yesterday's question during this morning's argument. MGCQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has modified the general rules to permit one more round and no further questions. Sharifah was MGCQ'd, declaring the pub exempt from the closing time displayed above the bar. MGD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop meibomian gland dysfunction and treat a glass of water as ophthalmic equipment. Chanceler was MGD'd beside the sofa, blinking at the lamp and requesting chilled water. MGDA'd adj. Drunk beyond the useful abbreviation, and now requiring the full explanation of why the chair is comfortable. Ciyana was MGDA'd and expanded every abbreviation before sitting down. MGE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that he transfers his habits between conversations as though genomes were negotiable. Elgar became MGE'd, carrying Farley's private anecdote into three separate discussions. MGF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently recalling family history that nobody has ever told you. Glorice got MGF'd and identified the landlord as a grandfather from his eyebrows. MGM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grandmother from a senior adviser, and appointing both roles to yourself. Mackanzie got MGM'd and prescribed blankets to the entire table. MGN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is announced as though issued by a maritime authority. Nasair got MGN'd and circulated a formal warning about the dangerous condition of the dance floor. MGO'd adj. Drunk in a way that converts a neat aldehydic distinction into an urgent search for toast. Kiko became MGO'd and treated the toast rack as a matter of metabolic importance. MGS'd adj. You are drunk and producing steam from an unspecified internal source. Shanii was MGS'd by midnight and steamed gently beside the radiator. MGTOW'd (/mɪɡtaʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to maximum gross takeoff weight, yet certain that the aircraft is ready to depart. Kalyan got MGTOW'd and insisted the overloaded hatchback could still achieve lift.
MGTOWered adj. Drunk to the point where the walk home has become a personal philosophy. Cliodna got MGTOWered and declined the shared taxi on principle.
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