Midwesternered
Mikmaqed

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Midwesternered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire gathering responsible for locating the nearest route home. Maryalice spent the reception Midwesternered, asking each guest whether the road back was straightforward. Mie scatteringed adj. A drinker so far gone that every answer arrives in fragments, each heading for a different listener. Tyice was Mie scatteringed, distributing one opinion among four unrelated conversations.
Miescher's tubed adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, yielding presence through which every companion's suggestion passes. Marcelus became Miescher's tubed and accepted three contradictory plans without resistance. Miescher's tubuled adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, persistent line of questioning which nobody else can escape. Deneise grew Miescher's tubuled and pursued one minor point through the whole supper. Migged adj. Loosened by drink into a low, fast-moving presence that makes everyone else check the exits. Mirae went Migged after the second round and crossed the party with unexpected determination. Miggied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every gathering as a machine one is entitled to reprogramme. Hassam became Miggied and rearranged the music, lighting and seating without consulting anyone. Mihanered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every companion must wait for the conversion of one thought into the next. Devanshi was Mihanered by dessert, requiring the table to pause between each part of the story. Miied adj. Drunk and presenting a carefully customised version of oneself to every person in the room. Janayra was Miied, offering each guest a different biography before the meal was served. Mijikendaed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole party must accommodate several simultaneous versions of the same request. Nevia became Mijikendaed and asked the organisers for nine separate confirmations of departure. Mikadoed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself emperor of the household and issued water-related decrees. Sidonia got Mikadoed and commanded that the glass of water be presented on a saucer. Mikadoismed adj. Drunk enough to treat one absent authority as divine and everyone present as a minor official. Elhan was Mikadoismed, awaiting permission from the landlord before accepting another drink. Mike boated adj. Drunk beyond the point where the gathering can proceed without organising a small amphibious evacuation. Leman was Mike boated, and the hosts formed a landing party to recover him from the garden. Miked (/[mɐɪʔk]d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fellow guest from a general obligation to be helpful. Amillion was Miked, carrying strangers' coats and offering labour nobody had requested. Mikired adj. Drunk in a way that divides the company into several reluctant crews, each assigned the same supervision. Leanette became Mikired, prompting every friend to take charge at once and achieve nothing. Mikmaked adj. Too drunk to maintain a settled spelling of the morning's intentions, let alone carry them out. Kelsye was Mikmaked after breakfast, revising the shopping list each time she reached the next item.
Mikmaqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the morning's simplest tasks as an unfamiliar system requiring patient interpretation. Dimitrius was Mikmaqed by nine, studying the toaster as though it contained procedural instructions.