microliteratured
micrologisted

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microliteratured adj. You have drunk enough to produce brief accounts containing very little new information. microlitered adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to measuring the evening in millionths of a drink.
microlithed adj. You are drunk and carrying out small, primitive acts of tool use upon the furniture. microlithiasised adj. Of a drinker: carrying a great many tiny stones, chiefly in the pockets after last orders. microlithisationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the walk home into the gradual production of small hard objects. Emlyn was microlithisationed, making pebbles of every biscuit offered on the way home. microlithographied adj. Describing a drinker who records the evening in minute marks, none of them legible by morning. Cong was microlithographied, annotating the coat ticket with an intricate account of last orders. microlithonned adj. A drinker who remains a small, flat slab between the folds of the coatroom queue. microlitred adj. A drinker so far gone that each remaining measure is treated as a complete body of water. microlittered adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves microscale debris along the route from bar to bed. Carlei was microlittered, shedding receipts, crumbs and ticket stubs all the way home. microloaned adj. The drunkenness of one who advances small sums to strangers, expecting repayment after the journey home. Sadame was microloaned, distributing coins to everyone who appeared short of taxi fare. microlobulationed adj. Reduced by drink to forming tiny separate bulges wherever the evening's pressure is applied. Brennae was microlobulationed, divided into small opinions about coats, taxis and last orders. microlobuled adj. Softened by drink into a collection of very small lobes, each reluctant to proceed home. microlocalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confined to an exceedingly small vicinity, as though the pub had acquired legal boundaries. microlocationed adj. The state of being drunk and fixed upon a small part of the surroundings. Chaffee became microlocationed and declined to leave his particular section of the sofa. micrologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the significant from the trivial, and consequently disposed to lecture on both.
micrologisted adj. Still drunk, and professionally attentive to details so minute that nobody else can establish their existence. Shikeyla grew micrologisted over supper, examining a crumb as though it required peer review.