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microparasited adj. Still drunk, and moving as though a very small unwanted organism were directing each limb. Adiyah was microparasited, with one foot repeatedly receiving instructions from elsewhere. microparasoled adj. Too drunk to leave the delicate central part of yourself unprotected from the hazards of the stairs. microparked adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy a small public space without successfully traversing it. microparsecked adj. Having drunk enough to treat the short distance to the lavatory as an astronomical undertaking. microparted adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can assemble, leaving each movement in disconnected pieces. microparticled adj. You have drunk enough to break a simple action into numerous extremely small motions. Colter was microparticled, taking the final step in a series of barely visible adjustments. microparticulated adj. You are drunk and reduced to fine, scattered movements rather than anything resembling walking. Astasia was microparticulated, progressing across the landing by minute corrections. micropartied adj. Of a drinker who has formed a very small coalition and cannot persuade its members to walk together. micropartitioned adj. Of a drinker: divided into small compartments, each with its own idea of where upright is. micropatched adj. Describing a drinker who repairs each lapse in balance with a small, visible correction. Namia was micropatched, recovering from every stumble with an immediate adjustment of the shoulders. micropathiaed adj. A drinker who has lost the broad route and is negotiating the body through narrow passages of coordination. Norina was micropathiaed, turning sideways to negotiate the staircase one careful joint at a time. micropathogened adj. A drinker so far gone that a microscopic agent appears to have taken charge of balance and speech. micropathologied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding pathology in every spilt drink and minor inconvenience. Albirda became micropathologied after the third round and blamed the pavement for her limp. micropathologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor ailment on the journey home warrants a separate investigation. Tujuana spent the taxi ride diagnosing each passenger, thoroughly micropathologisted. micropatriaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a self-declared little kingdom, complete with borders around the coat pile. Tatyiana was micropatriaed and charged everyone a small fee to cross the hallway. micropatriologied (/ˌmaɪkɹəʊˌpeɪtɹiˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying the borders, flags and governments of places nobody recognises.