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micropatriologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and versed in the constitutional arrangements of every invented country on the route home. Clarity got micropatriologisted and explained three imaginary governments to the taxi driver. micropatrologied adj. Still drunk, and tracing every argument back through several generations before accepting another round. micropatrologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the evening's ancestors as a matter for solemn enquiry. micropatronaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to finance the journey home through a crowd of modest, carefully requested contributions. Sourish became micropatronaged and raised the bus fare one coin at a time. micropatronned adj. Too drunk to pay for the round, but able to solicit tiny contributions from everyone present. micropatterned adj. Having drunk enough to discern tiny recurring designs in the carpet, the wallpaper and the route home. Tonie was micropatterned and followed a motif across three identical pub carpets. micropaused adj. Having drunk more than enough to insert very short pauses between each step towards the door. micropaymented adj. You have drunk enough to settle every round, fare and coat-check charge in minute instalments. micropediaed adj. You are drunk and offering an abridged encyclopaedia of the evening to anyone within coat range. micropegmatited adj. Of a drinker: visibly crystalline in the pub light, with the confused solidity of a small coarse rock. Laycen stood micropegmatited beside the bar, glittering faintly beneath the coloured lights. micropelagicked adj. Of a drinker who has drifted into the open night, moving among strangers as though the pavement were ocean. Masud went micropelagicked after last orders and floated three streets past home. micropelleted adj. Describing a drinker who has compacted into one small, immovable shape beside the coat stand. Naydelyn became micropelleted beneath the cloakroom shelf and declined the final taxi. micropenised (/ˈmaɪkɹoʊˈpinɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired an unexpectedly modest sense of importance after the final round. micropenitented adj. A drinker so far gone that remorse has begun in miniature, beneath the coat and before the journey home. micropeptided adj. The state of being drunk and biologically insignificant, yet still active enough to demand another round. Tylena went micropeptided after the third round and continued functioning at very small scale. microperforated adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired countless tiny routes through the evening and cannot find the exit.