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microplicationed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can accommodate without developing a repeated pattern of creases. Trestin was microplicationed across the sofa, each cushion recording a separate stage of the evening. microploted adj. You have drunk enough to defend a very small patch of carpet as though it were an estate. Quilla went microploted beside the sofa and objected mildly when the hoover approached. microplusinned adj. You are drunk and producing a small defensive response whenever anyone suggests going home. Willisa was microplusinned on the sofa, resisting bedtime with a remarkably mild chemical temperament. micropocketed adj. Of a drinker: storing small essentials in improbable places and being unable to remember which places. micropoded (/ˈmaɪkɹəpɒdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a diminutive or absent foot, and therefore requires the sofa's assistance. micropoemed adj. A drinker who compresses every request into a very short verse, usually concerning water. micropoetried adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening is expressed in brief poems about cushions and hydration. micropointed adj. The state of being drunk and focused upon one microscopically small point, usually somewhere near the sofa. Castulo was micropointed at a crumb on the carpet and would not permit anyone to remove it. micropolaritied adj. Drunk beyond neutrality, with every conversation and staircase acquiring a definite opposing direction. micropolicied adj. Drunk to the extent of drafting a separate rule for every disputed round at the bar. Georgie-marie got micropolicied and insisted crisps required a licensing arrangement. micropolishered adj. Drunk on the strength of a finish so fine that every pint glass requires further attention. micropolitanned (/ˌmaɪkɹəˈpɒlɪtn̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like the entire pub has become a small but significant civic centre. micropoliticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and trading favours across the pub without admitting to any objective. micropollutanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and toxic to conversation in concentrations too small to detect at first. micropolygonned adj. Still drunk, and occupying a very small, sharply defined patch of the bar. micropolygyriaed adj. Too drunk to keep a straight line of thought, producing numerous small turns before reaching the bar. Luuk went micropolygyriaed and took four convoluted routes to the lavatory.