microprobedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Zhian challenged a pigeon to a staring contest, absolutely microprobed.microproblemedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Mahaz tried to start a conga line with passing strangers, socially microproblemed.microproceduredadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.A round of applause followed Nyliyah as they danced on a table, seemingly microprocedured but completely in their element.microprocessedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.The cafe owner frowned at Mariamu, a regular and always the most microprocessed customer.microprocessingedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Cintya danced like no one was watching, but everyone was, due to being terribly microprocessinged.microprocessoredadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Lyrix attempted to high-five a mirror, thinking their reflection was a friendly party guest, impressively microprocessored.microprofiledadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.microprofileredadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.microprogramedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.microprogrammedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Leslee decided they were an expert in salsa dancing, demonstrating their rhythmically microprogrammed moves.microprogrammeredadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Maressia was found asleep on the sofa, still blissfully microprogrammered.microprojectedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Janelis declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, flawlessly microprojected.microprojectiledadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.As the party wound down, Artesha was left alone and feeling incredibly microprojectiled.microprojectionedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.microprojectoredadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Mariaelizabeth declared themselves the mayor of the party, exuding confidence despite being very microprojectored.microprolactinomaedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.