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microsequencinged adj. Too drunk to recount the evening continuously, but able to provide its smallest protein-sized fragments. microserfed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake routine office work for a position of considerable influence. Yalexis got microserfed and appointed himself chief architect of the pub's spreadsheet.
microserigraphied adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrange the party into intricate printed patterns nobody commissioned. Trammell became microserigraphied and positioned the guests in a precise cellular design. microserologied adj. You have drunk enough to diagnose the evening from a sample too small to support any conclusion. microserrationed adj. You are drunk and making very fine cuts in the conversation, each one intended to improve it. Upshur became microserrationed and edited every sentence before allowing it to reach the table. microserrefined adj. Of a drinker: small, precise and unexpectedly forceful when pinching the evening into the shape you prefer. microservered adj. Drunk past the point of requiring configuration, and now operating simply from the sofa. microserviced adj. Drunk beyond breaking the household's problems into small independent tasks for everyone else. Fadima got microserviced and assigned the washing-up to three separate members of the family. microsessioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every visit to the kitchen a very short session. microsetaed adj. Drunk, with the result that each eyelash appears to have acquired its own minute bristle. Garlene looked microsetaed beside the sink, inspecting the glass of water at close range. microshaked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a very small shake whenever the glass approaches the mouth. Yenesis was microshaked, and the water arrived on the table in a careful little pattern. microsheared adj. Drunk to the extent of deforming under the compressive stress of being asked to stand. microsheeped adj. Drunk on the strength of a small flock's worth of stubbornness, and reluctant to leave the sofa. Joe was microsheeped and declined the kitchen on the grounds that the sofa had everything necessary. microsheeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and spread thinly across the sofa beneath a blanket. Zonna was microsheeted over the sofa, with one hand extended towards the water. microshelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and protected by an extremely thin coating of domestic confidence. Hayyan was microshelled against the evening, calmly requesting toast from the kitchen.
microshocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and startled by the very small shocks of ordinary household noises.