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microshooted adj. Still drunk, and producing a microscopic new plan each time the glass of water is finished. microshunted adj. Drunk, with the result that the intended route is diverted through the nearest available piece of furniture. Driston became microshunted and reached the bathroom by way of the bookcase. microsiemensed adj. Too drunk to conduct more than a millionth of an ordinary household conversation. Finnick was microsiemensed, transmitting only brief signals about water from the sofa. microsieved adj. Sufficiently drunk to let every useful thought through while retaining only the crumbs. Traiten was microsieved, having lost the instructions but kept a biscuit on the sofa. microsieverted adj. Having drunk enough to measure the evening in tiny doses of radiation and larger doses of regret. microsilicaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bind, and now setting into a fine powder on the sofa. microsimulationed adj. You have drunk enough to model the detailed consequences of standing up, without testing any. Sheneshia microsimulationed the journey from sofa to kitchen and postponed the experiment. microsiphonned adj. You are drunk and drawing the contents of the glass away in a very small, determined stream. microsited adj. Of a drinker: settled on one cushion as a self-contained domestic webpage, complete with water beside it. micrositinged adj. Of a drinker who has selected the precise site for collapse, usually beside the nearest soft furnishing. Licette had micrositinged the sofa before anyone could suggest the bedroom. microskilled adj. Describing a drinker who retains one minor practical skill, such as finding the glass of water. microskirted adj. A drinker who has reduced every domestic covering to its least practical extent. Eloris was microskirted in a blanket, leaving most of the sofa inexplicably uncovered. microsleeped adj. A drinker so far gone that each sip of water is separated by several brief periods of sleep. microsliced adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the last biscuit into pieces too small to constitute supper. microslicered adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening's remaining food to impossibly thin portions. Janaeyah was microslicered, cutting toast into translucent squares beside the glass of water. microslided adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the glass of water on a microscope slide and is waiting for it to focus. Tawne was microslided at the kitchen table, examining the water before drinking any.