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microsurgeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting tiny improvements to the evening’s arrangements. microsurveyed adj. Still drunk, and collecting precise opinions on the shortest route home. microsuspensioned adj. Too drunk to keep the small particles of the evening properly settled. Analu grew microsuspensioned beside the cloakroom, with every plan floating separately. microsutured adj. Sufficiently drunk to join the evening’s smallest loose ends with needless precision. Iqbal became microsutured at closing time, fastening stray threads on every coat nearby. microswimmered adj. Having drunk enough to propel yourself across the floor by imperceptibly small advances. Danean arrived at the exit microswimmered, moving towards his coat without visible progress. microswined adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and reduced to a small, stubbornly self-contained creature. microswitched adj. You have drunk enough to change direction at the slightest pressure from a bystander. Jahmira became microswitched when the taxi was mentioned, immediately facing the opposite door. microsworded adj. You are drunk and making narrow, grasslike incursions into every departing conversation. microsyenited adj. Of a drinker: granular, densely packed, and difficult to shift once seated. Daquavious became microsyenited after the third round and occupied one chair until closing. microsymbionted adj. Of a drinker who has attached themselves to one companion for the entire journey home. Yalissa grew microsymbionted by last orders and followed Avanti through three unnecessary doorways. microsyneresised adj. Describing a drinker who has exuded small quantities of resolve at several points during the evening. microsyntaxed adj. A drinker who can manage only very small clauses, usually concerning coats or taxis. microsyntenied adj. A drinker so far gone that only a few conversational links remain intact. Dayquan was microsyntenied by closing time, connecting coat, taxi, and home by one thread. microsyringed adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing tiny, concentrated quantities of advice. Kavina became microsyringed at the taxi rank, issuing one precise instruction per minute. microsystemed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to a small, malfunctioning mechanism. Ronisue was microsystemed by closing time, with coat, keys, and taxi operating independently. microtainered adj. The drunkenness of one who has carefully placed a very small portion of the evening somewhere safe. Jeremia was microtainered, preserving one crisp thought for the walk home.