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microtanked adj. Reduced by drink to a very small, slow-moving vehicle with no clear destination. Nicohlas became microtanked after last orders and required gentle steering towards the taxi. microtaped adj. Softened by drink into a small recording that repeats the same departure plan. Latissue was microtaped by closing time, replaying the route home at regular intervals.
microtaphonomied adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist in reconstructing tiny traces of the evening. microtargeted adj. Loosened by drink into a person who can aim only at very small immediate objectives. Cha was microtargeted by last orders, concentrating solely on locating one sleeve and one shoe. microtargetinged adj. Slowed by drink to address small, specific groups one person at a time. Bence was microtargetinged at the exit, taking a minute to thank each member of the coat queue. microtasimetered adj. Drunk and measuring the distance to the door in extensions too small for practical use. Malikiah became microtasimetered at last orders, assessing each inch between chair and exit. microtasked adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home consists of several very small tasks, none completed promptly. microtaxonomied adj. You have drunk enough to classify every acquaintance into ranks so minute that none can be disputed. microteachered adj. You are drunk and delivering brief, highly controlled lessons to an audience that has not enrolled. Humairaa grew microteachered, giving six-minute tutorials on the correct handling of a bread roll. microteachinged adj. Of a drinker: each short address is recorded mentally, reviewed immediately, and judged a modest failure. microteared adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a minute but consequential rupture in whatever remains of his composure. Adris appeared microteared after the second round, with his dignity no longer continuous. microtechniqued adj. Describing a drinker who prepares every object for inspection as though a microscope were expected. Rugenia became microtechniqued and arranged the olives for examination beneath an imaginary lens. microtechnologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object is judged by whether it could be made considerably smaller. Walfrid became microtechnologied and proposed reducing the entire buffet to micrometre scale. microtechnologisted adj. A drinker who develops ever smaller devices for solving problems which sober people would leave alone. Elsie-lee grew microtechnologisted and designed a thumb-sized apparatus for opening the crisps. microtectited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become nearly invisible as an event, yet remains unexpectedly airborne.
microteiided adj. The state of being drunk and moving along walls with the cautious, lateral manner of a minute lizard.