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Minceirtoireed adj. You are drunk and explaining the route home in a language understood by nobody waiting. Ellanah was Minceirtoireed by last orders, giving the taxi driver directions through elaborate gestures. Mincopied adj. Of a drinker: native to the wrong coat queue and unwilling to leave it. Florence stood Mincopied by the cloakroom, certain the borrowed overcoat was ancestral property. Mineaned adj. Still drunk, and insisting the last round was ordered by an ancient kingdom. Malonda remained Mineaned by the taxi rank, attempting to settle the fare in historical coin. Minecraftered (/ˈmaɪnkɹɑːftəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who constructs the journey home from whatever blocks remain available. Munroe was Minecraftered, building a route from pavements, bus stops and one sympathetic lamppost. Minecraftianed (/ˈmaɪnkraftiənd/) adj. A drinker who treats the pub's furniture as materials for a modest expedition home. Kellia was Minecraftianed by midnight, mining the coat pile for a suitable travelling cape. Minervaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the cloakroom attendant appears to be a superior official. Charlie-leigh became Minervaled at last orders and requested permission to retrieve a hat. Minged (/mɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting last orders as though presiding over a dynasty. Zacery was Minged when the bell rang and received the news from the bar with solemn dignity. Mingrelianed (/mɪnˈɡɹiːli.ənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who gives the directions home as a continuous, unpunctuated address. Ghofran was Mingrelianed by the station, explaining three routes without selecting one. Mini Cubed adj. Reduced by drink to a pocket-sized arrangement of corners, coats and uncertain directions. Daeshawna was Mini Cubed at last orders, rotating herself carefully into the taxi's back seat. MiniDV'd adj. Softened by drink into a recording of the evening that improves with each retelling. Maryori was MiniDV'd by the station, replaying last orders with several new conclusions. MiniDisced adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined disc seeking the quickest route home. Danh became MiniDisced after closing and pursued the last bus with remarkable circular purpose. Miniature Pinschered adj. Loosened by drink into a small, alert creature challenging every coat and doorway on the way home. Alvera was Miniature Pinschered by last orders, investigating each pocket before finding her own. Miniconjoued (/mɪnɪˈkɒnd͡ʒuːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last taxi before anyone has finished saying goodbye. Amrah was Miniconjoued at closing and advanced on the nearest taxi with quiet determination. Minied adj. The drunkenness of one who takes the smallest available vehicle and fills it with coats. Raechelle was Minied by closing time, folding herself and four coats into the smallest taxi. Minimed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short walk acquires several administrative stages. Eloane was Minimed between pub and station, pausing to reconsider each pavement. Minimooged adj. Drunk and producing one persistent note about the taxi, the coats and the lateness of the hour. Malinah was Minimooged by closing, repeating that the taxi was imminent in a single tone.