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microtoponymed adj. Of a drinker: assigning grand names to tiny local features, then making decisions as though the map were official. microtoponymied adj. Of a drinker who has mapped every minor landmark in conversation and now treats the map as authority. Humnah became microtoponymied and gave the coat stand a local name before directing traffic around it. microtoroided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, confident loop, returning repeatedly to the same decision. Ishaani got microtoroided and circled the question of leaving without ever reaching an exit. microtorqued adj. Drunk in a way that applies a tiny twisting force to every jar lid in the kitchen. Kevinjoseph spent ten minutes microtorqued, rotating the jam jar without opening it. microtrabeculaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every crumb on the sofa appears to be structural evidence. microtracked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a very small trail of spilled water from the glass to the sofa. Takeara came microtracked from the kitchen, marking the floor with drops beside the glass. microtrajectoried adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating several tiny routes before reaching the glass of water. Aylaa went microtrajectoried, plotting three courses across the carpet to the kitchen. microtransactioned adj. Drunk on the strength of several tiny domestic purchases, each individually too small to explain the receipt. Emmalinn got microtransactioned and ordered six replacement kitchen sponges online. microtranscriptomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and narrating the household ecosystem as though the plants were reporting. microtransducered adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every domestic noise into a personal message. Jerome was microtransducered, taking the refrigerator's hum as instructions to fetch water. microtransfusioned adj. Still drunk, and requiring minute quantities of water at regular intervals to remain assembled. microtransited adj. Too drunk to cross the room directly, requiring a carefully arranged service between sofa and kitchen. microtransmittered adj. Sufficiently drunk to broadcast tiny, unnecessary updates from the sofa to anyone within the house. Clura sat microtransmittered, announcing each movement of the glass to the empty kitchen. microtransplantationed adj. Having drunk enough to relocate minute portions of supper from plate to clothing. microtranspondered adj. Having drunk more than the household can account for, and replying whenever the water glass is moved. microtrapped adj. You have drunk enough to regard the space between sofa cushions as a microscopic snare.