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microtrashed adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves tiny dangerous fragments of the evening scattered through the route home. Darling got microtrashed and deposited bottle caps along the pavement all the way home. microtraumaed adj. You are drunk and collecting insignificant household injuries in a manner that may concern tomorrow. microtraumatismed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the cumulative consequences of repeatedly meeting the furniture at low speed. microtremored adj. Of a drinker who has settled on the sofa but continues a faint, steady movement beneath the blanket. microtrenched adj. Describing a drinker who has made a narrow depression in the sofa and intends to remain there. microtrenchinged adj. A drinker who is gradually forming a small, permanent-looking hollow in the sofa. microtrended adj. A drinker so far gone that a particular arrangement of cushions becomes the evening's prevailing fashion. Jasa got microtrended and declared the crooked cushion arrangement ideal for all future guests. microtrepanned adj. The state of being drunk and making a small, deliberate opening in the biscuit tin for immediate access. microtribologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become absorbed in the friction between hand, glass, and sofa fabric. Ayverie was microtribologied, testing how the glass slid across the side table. microtrichiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a coating of minute, flexible points from the sofa's worn fabric. microtrichomed adj. Reduced by drink to a person covered in the sofa's smallest projecting fibres. Raeden became microtrichomed after falling asleep beneath the old throw. microtrichositied adj. Softened by drink into a state of accepting every minute sofa fibre as part of the clothing. Breyannah was microtrichositied, quietly accepting the throw's fibres as a new jumper. microtrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and covered in tiny projections, each one keen to catch on the bar towel. Amerra was microtrixed, snagging her sleeve on every rough edge near the bar. microtronned adj. Still drunk, and accelerating through the conversation along a straight line, without the usual broad turns. microtropiaed adj. Too drunk to keep both eyes fixed on the same person, though one remains determined to try. microtubed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening through a narrow channel, with every thought emerging in a thin beam.