Minkopied
Minoanisted

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Minkopied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi rank for a place of permanent residence. Kitto was Minkopied outside the pub, waiting patiently for a taxi that had already departed. Minkowski dimensioned adj. Of a drinker: measuring every object by the number of imaginary boxes required to contain it. Todo spent ten minutes boxing the bar mat, thoroughly Minkowski dimensioned.
Minkowski inequalitied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a comparison of quantities which ought not be compared. Yakeisha became Minkowski inequalitied and ranked the sandwiches by increasingly abstract norms. Minkowski spaced adj. Describing a drinker who has assigned time, distance and personal responsibility incompatible signs. Floride was Minkowski spaced, treating the cloakroom as both yesterday and directly ahead. Minkowski spacetimed adj. A drinker who has made the evening geometrically flat, with no curvature and no apparent destination. Jaccob grew Minkowski spacetimed and insisted that every route home was a straight line. Minkowski-Bouligand dimensioned adj. A drinker so far gone that each shrinking circle of acquaintances requires its own covering box. Lone became Minkowski-Bouligand dimensioned, counting how many friends could contain one opinion. Minneapolitanned adj. The state of being drunk and geographically specific without offering any further useful information. Caryna was Minneapolitanned, identifying the city but not the reason for standing in the shrubbery. Minnesota Niced adj. The drunkenness of one who has volunteered assistance to everyone within administrative reach. Federick got Minnesota Niced and reorganised the pub's umbrellas without invitation. Minnesota iced adj. The condition of a drinker who has become coldly reserved, though plainly unable to leave. Abela was Minnesota iced, declining conversation while holding Maxima's sleeve for balance. Minnesota niced adj. Reduced by drink to offering courteous help whose practical value remains unestablished. Markon was Minnesota niced, politely carrying six menus to a table already holding them. Minnesota whisted adj. Softened by drink into pursuing seven victories from thirteen opportunities, none involving a trump. Arnesh was Minnesota whisted, taking tricks from the card table and leaving the conversation untouched. Minnesotanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a resident of wherever the present argument happens to place you. Luretta became Minnesotanned and claimed permanent residence beside the fruit machine. Minnesotianed adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary inhabitant of any room containing a radiator. Harvinder was Minnesotianed and treated the pub's corner as an established municipality. Minnetareed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a constitutional position on a subject nobody had raised. Yakelyn became Minnetareed and delivered a founding speech beside the lavatory queue. Minoaned (/mɪˈnəʊənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a civilisation whose principal achievement is remaining visible in fragments. Elyza-noor was Minoaned, reconstructing the evening from three receipts and a broken olive.
Minoanisted adj. Drunk and interpreting every spill, ornament and missing coaster as archaeological evidence. Roynesha became Minoanisted and excavated the carpet for signs of an earlier round.