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mid offed adj. Reduced by drink to fielding every request from the side, especially directions towards the taxi rank. Micah was mid offed outside the pub, intercepting coats and sending them towards entirely different taxis. mid onned adj. Softened by drink into a fielder stationed between the departing crowd and the nearest available ride. Remonda was mid onned by the doorway, gently redirecting companions towards the correct taxi. mid rised adj. Drunk to the point where your progress is neither low nor high, but occupies several uncertain floors. mid season formed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of respectable competence, though the morning offers little evidence of excellence. Kailen arrived mid season formed, technically present but defeated by the office kettle. mid seasonned adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire sporting year has become one interminable interval before lunch. Macson got mid seasonned and demanded a transfer during the interval. mid youthed adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying an uncertain age bracket, and making this everybody’s subject. mid-Aprilled adj. Drunk past the point of dressing for the weather rather than the calendar. mid-Augusted adj. Drunk beyond considering whether an unbuttoned shirt is appropriate to the temperature. Zakiyyah became mid-Augusted and left the pub dressed for a warmer country. mid-Decembered adj. Drunk in a way that makes winter clothing seem briefly administrative. mid-Februaried adj. Drunk to a degree that suits neither one thing nor the other — past celebrating, not yet recovering. Hasty arrived mid-Februaried and proceeded to stand near the radiator without explaining himself. mid-Januaried adj. Drunk and convinced that the coldest month is an administrative obstacle rather than a reason to go indoors. Charlyze was mid-Januaried outside last orders, arguing that the taxi could come to her. mid-Julied adj. Drunk to the point where the warm-weather journey home requires a sung itinerary and several unnecessary detours. Danny-james was mid-Julied by the station, singing the route home while following the wrong platform. mid-Juned adj. Drunk enough to regard a mild June night as an invitation to prolong the walk home indefinitely. Ballarie was mid-Juned after closing, taking the scenic route home because the evening seemed unfinished. mid-Marched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a March coat from a theatrical prop during the journey home. mid-Mayed adj. Of a drinker: seasonally misplaced, insisting that spring has reached its administrative midpoint. mid-Novembered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the first chill for the official commencement of winter.