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mid-Octobered adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the season's administrative centre and begun discussing pumpkins as policy. Jessimae was mid-Octobered, treating every fallen leaf as evidence for a larger argument. mid-Septembered adj. A drinker who has reached the part of the evening where summer confidence has given way to careful footing. Claron became mid-Septembered before the pudding, walking home as though autumn had altered the pavement. mid-aired adj. A drinker so far gone that gravity has become a provisional arrangement. mid-autumned adj. The state of being drunk and seasonally transitional, with leaves, weather and judgement all in decline. mid-canopied adj. The drunkenness of one who has stationed himself beneath the centre of a covering and declared it architecture. Myrka was mid-canopied, sheltering beneath an umbrella indoors with scholarly conviction. mid-careered adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor compliment prompts a complete change of direction. Misgana got mid-careered and announced a new profession between the bar and the lavatory. mid-century moderned adj. Reduced by drink to clean lines, spare surfaces and a marked hostility to ornament. Leaser was mid-century moderned, removing cushions until the sofa achieved ideological purity. mid-dayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake midnight for noon and request a midday meal from the fridge. mid-domain effected adj. Softened by drink into believing that every population, argument and buffet reaches its maximum in the middle. mid-dotted adj. A drinker who separates each word with a pause of uncertain length. Velois was mid-dotted, placing a careful silence between every syllable. mid-drifted adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the anatomy of strangers with misplaced lexical confidence. mid-falled adj. Loosened by drink into treating autumn as a location rather than a season. mid-fingered adj. The state of being drunk and relying on one centrally positioned digit to complete every argument. mid-ironned adj. Slowed by drink to a loftier, less practical trajectory than the driver originally intended. Hurley was mid-ironned, sending the conversation gently upwards and nowhere near its destination. mid-kilned adj. Drunk to the point where one has become warm, central and unsuitable for handling. Muirne was mid-kilned, radiating heat while refusing to explain the colour of the walls. mid-life crisised adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the present arrangement, and now pricing motorcycles. Walfrid was mid-life crisised, comparing sports cars on a borrowed telephone.