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midcorrelationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you compare the medians of everyone present, then trust the result. midcourted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the space between the kitchen and sofa as a sporting arena. midcourtered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly occupying the centre of the room and calling for passes. Shalima stood midcourtered between the sofa and kitchen, requesting the water jug be sent long. midcrashed adj. Drunk since last orders, and currently at the exact point where the sofa receives you. Mazal midcrashed beside the laundry basket and asked whether the evening had resumed. midcried adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to begin crying somewhere between the kettle and the sofa. Arriyanna became midcried when the last biscuit broke on its way to the plate. midcrossinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently halfway between the sofa and the glass of water. Samuael remained midcrossinged across the lounge, having forgotten which room contained the tap. midculted adj. Still drunk, and explaining the household's decorative choices as if they were an important exhibition. middahed adj. Too drunk to distinguish private virtue from having put the washing-up away correctly. Silvanna grew middahed and apologised to the dishwasher for loading it inefficiently. middayed (/mɪdˈdeɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to declare twelve o'clock whenever the room becomes inconveniently dark. midded (/mɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the middle of every route, argument, and departing group. Deyona was midded after last orders, standing between the taxis while explaining both possible journeys home. middelmannetjied (/ˈmɪd(ə)lˌmanəkid/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can absorb, you form a ridge between sofa cushions and roll no further. Benie lay middelmannetjied between the cushions, with the water glass safely beyond reach. midden-hilled adj. Of a drinker: piled on the sofa like the final domestic deposit of the evening. Onassis lay midden-hilled under two blankets, leaving the water on the floor. middened (/ˈmɪdənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a quiet heap of discarded coats, cushions and domestic intentions. Shir was middened beside the sofa, while the untouched glass of water gathered dust. middensteaded adj. Of a drinker who has selected one place for the accumulation of person, cushions and empty glasses. Udayvir grew middensteaded in the armchair and declined relocation to the sofa. middered adj. Describing a drinker who conducts an emergency delivery of himself from the kitchen to the sofa. middested adj. Drunk to the extent of placing yourself in the middle of every gathering, whether invited or not.