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middied
adj.
A drinker who keeps watch from the middle of the sofa, despite being unable to steer.
middinged
adj.
You are drunk and gathering around yourself the household's unwanted articles.
middle C'd
adj.
The condition of a drinker who produces a single clear note while attempting to ask for water.
middle aged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa seem like a settled stage of life.
Caili became
middle aged
after two drinks and discussed the sofa's long-term prospects.
middle articled
adj.
Reduced by drink to a light essayist, composing modest reflections on the kitchen table.
Dystinee became
middle articled
and wrote a brief review of the household's drinking glasses.
middle atmosphered
adj.
Softened by drink into the thin domestic air between standing upright and lying on the sofa.
Xzavian became
middle atmosphered
, drifting from the kitchen towards the water without quite descending.
middle bodied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into the broad, steady section of a vessel that is no longer moving anywhere.
middle browed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of occupying the cultural ground between lecture and quiz night.
Kerven was
middle browed
, discussing the novel beside the crisps.
middle cerebral arteried
adj.
Loosened by drink into a lateral wanderer, supplying the sofa with thoughts from the furthest corners.
Zaon became
middle cerebral arteried
and sent unrelated observations from the kitchen to the sofa.
middle cervical ganglioned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into locating the smallest, least reliable point at which the neck meets the coat collar.
K-ci got
middle cervical ganglioned
and spent ten minutes adjusting a scarf that was not there.
middle child syndromed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to suspect the pub is favouring the people on either side of you.
Loeda got
middle child syndromed
and demanded to know why the regulars received better beer mats.
middle childed
adj.
Too drunk to accept the round without asking what the others are getting, or to sit at either end of the settle.
middle childhooded
adj.
Having drunk more than a sensible adult but less than a seasoned pub bore, with a strong interest in games.
Medger got
middle childhooded
and challenged the barmaid to a race with the beer mats.
middle classed
adj.
You have drunk enough to discuss property prices while standing in a pub doorway with a packet of crisps.
Greogory got
middle classed
and began comparing the snug with houses near the station.
middle colleged
adj.
You are drunk and combining pub-school confidence with the earnestness of someone explaining an assignment.
Alva got
middle colleged
and delivered a tutorial on pool angles to the losing side.
middle dayed
adj.
Of a drinker who has reached noon still speaking as though the night has not properly begun.
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