middied
middle dayed

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middied adj. A drinker who keeps watch from the middle of the sofa, despite being unable to steer. middinged adj. You are drunk and gathering around yourself the household's unwanted articles.
middle C'd adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a single clear note while attempting to ask for water. middle aged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa seem like a settled stage of life. Caili became middle aged after two drinks and discussed the sofa's long-term prospects. middle articled adj. Reduced by drink to a light essayist, composing modest reflections on the kitchen table. Dystinee became middle articled and wrote a brief review of the household's drinking glasses. middle atmosphered adj. Softened by drink into the thin domestic air between standing upright and lying on the sofa. Xzavian became middle atmosphered, drifting from the kitchen towards the water without quite descending. middle bodied adj. Sharpened by drink into the broad, steady section of a vessel that is no longer moving anywhere. middle browed adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the cultural ground between lecture and quiz night. Kerven was middle browed, discussing the novel beside the crisps. middle cerebral arteried adj. Loosened by drink into a lateral wanderer, supplying the sofa with thoughts from the furthest corners. Zaon became middle cerebral arteried and sent unrelated observations from the kitchen to the sofa. middle cervical ganglioned adj. Sharpened by drink into locating the smallest, least reliable point at which the neck meets the coat collar. K-ci got middle cervical ganglioned and spent ten minutes adjusting a scarf that was not there. middle child syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to suspect the pub is favouring the people on either side of you. Loeda got middle child syndromed and demanded to know why the regulars received better beer mats. middle childed adj. Too drunk to accept the round without asking what the others are getting, or to sit at either end of the settle. middle childhooded adj. Having drunk more than a sensible adult but less than a seasoned pub bore, with a strong interest in games. Medger got middle childhooded and challenged the barmaid to a race with the beer mats. middle classed adj. You have drunk enough to discuss property prices while standing in a pub doorway with a packet of crisps. Greogory got middle classed and began comparing the snug with houses near the station. middle colleged adj. You are drunk and combining pub-school confidence with the earnestness of someone explaining an assignment. Alva got middle colleged and delivered a tutorial on pool angles to the losing side.
middle dayed adj. Of a drinker who has reached noon still speaking as though the night has not properly begun.