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middle distanced adj. Describing a drinker who has placed every conversation between the bar and the far wall. middle dotted adj. A drinker who inserts a small but decisive pause between every word at the bar. middle eared adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar's music arrives only after several private interpretations. Ayyad was middle eared, receiving the jukebox through several private interpretations. middle eighted adj. The state of being drunk and returning to the same chorus after the song, subject, and round have moved on. middle fingered adj. The drunkenness of one who substitutes a single central digit for balanced verbal communication. Haruyoshi became middle fingered when the waiter moved the crisps beyond easy reach. middle gamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe the opening has passed but the ending remains negotiable. Adwitiya became middle gamed and moved a chess piece without identifying it. middle grounded adj. Reduced by drink to a compromise between ordering another and finding the way home. middle guarded adj. Sharpened by drink into a defensive player stationed between the darts and the crisps. middle hundredsed adj. Reduced by drink to a quantity somewhere between a vague crowd and an implausible multitude. middle income trapped adj. Emboldened by drink to remain at the same round-price indefinitely, unable to compete with the premium shelves. middle infielded adj. Drunk and covering the space near second base, or the narrow gap between two arguments. Burch got middle infielded and stationed himself between the dartboard and the bar. middle infieldered adj. Drunk to the point where every loose remark near the bar is stopped, redirected, and returned to sender. Jerrius got middle infieldered and intercepted three complaints before the landlord heard them. middle lamellaed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping neighbouring people separate, and now adhering to whoever is beside you. Ervil got middle lamellaed and remained attached to Randon through two changes of seat. middle latituded adj. Drunk beyond the point where your position between two places is useful for finding either one. Kapricia got middle latituded and claimed the pub lay halfway between home and everywhere else. middle legged (/ˈmɪdəl ˈlɛɡd/) adj. Of a drinker who has advanced to the arthropod's intermediate footing, and is now tripping symmetrically. middle managemented adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired responsibility without authority, and is now delegating the journey home.