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middlemanned (/[ˈmɪdɫ̩ˌmæn]d/) adj. You are drunk and acting as an intermediary where direct speech would suffice. middlemanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the status of intermediary without being asked. Elizabath was middlemanshipped and spent the evening carrying small messages. middlemasted adj. Describing a drinker who stands upright between several less reliable supports. Avola was middlemasted, positioned between the bar and a firmly anchored stool. middlenessed adj. A drinker who has settled in the middle and sees no reason to move. Assane was middlenessed, occupying the central chair with quiet determination. middleoftheroadered adj. The state of being drunk and holding only middle-of-the-road opinions. Kewell was middleoftheroadered and recommended a restaurant of average confidence. middlepersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of placing yourself between every two people attempting to speak. Karron was middlepersonned, mediating between the barmaid and a chair. middlered adj. Drunk on the strength of reaching the middle landing and losing confidence there. Dolph became middlered halfway up and addressed the banister for guidance. middlescenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through every transition with adolescent uncertainty. Ariyelle was middlescenced, changing direction whenever the corridor did. middlescented adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the stairs were a playground challenge. Kallum got middlescented and attempted the banister with youthful confidence. middlesoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing all your weight on the part between heel and toe. Samera was middlesoled, negotiating the staircase on the centre of each foot. middletoned adj. Still drunk, and speaking at a level neither quiet nor loud enough for the room. middlewared adj. Too drunk to operate directly, requiring a chair, a wall, and someone to pass messages between them. Jayani was middlewared, with the banister handling communication between feet and floor. middlewayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every disagreement as a choice between exactly three inconvenient paths. middleweight spaceshipped adj. Having drunk enough to move in small orthogonal bursts, especially when attempting the stairs. Anterius went middleweight spaceshipped, advancing one square and colliding with the wall. middleweighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the weight of your body chiefly through the middle, with mixed results. Israar was middleweighted and swayed from one stair edge to the other. middlewomanned adj. Having drunk more than enough to insert yourself between a person and every available handrail. Zamarii was middlewomanned, intervening whenever anyone reached for the banister.