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midharvested
adj.
Loosened by drink into the indeterminate season when gathering has begun but completion is impolite.
Duke became
midharvested
and collected crisps from tables no longer attended.
midheaded
adj.
Emboldened by drink to address the centre of every matter, whether invited or not.
midheavened
adj.
Slowed by drink to the celestial point at which ambition is directly overhead and progress remains below.
Areeqa became
midheavened
, staring upward whenever a practical decision was proposed.
midheelled
adj.
Drunk and balancing on the exact part of the foot least suited to confidence.
Kendriana went
midheelled
and negotiated the stairs as though they were diplomatic terrain.
midhinged
adj.
Drunk to the point where judgement is averaged from the two least extreme available opinions.
Janalyse became
midhinged
and settled every dispute by calculating its quartiles.
midhoured
adj.
Drunk enough to inhabit the middle of the night as though it were a settled academic period.
Nyeisha became
midhoured
and announced that midnight was merely an underused afternoon.
midhusbanded
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that obstetrics is not a general qualification for advice.
Valeri became
midhusbanded
and offered paternal guidance to a couple ordering dessert.
midibused
adj.
Drunk in a way that conveys moderate capacity, sluggish steering and too many passengers for comfort.
Afra became
midibused
and attempted to transport four opinions through one narrow conversation.
mididressed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every decision stops just below the knee and declines to proceed.
Tovias became
mididressed
and hemmed each proposal at a respectable but useless length.
midied
adj.
Drunk beyond the point at which a hemline can remain merely descriptive.
Maisy became
midied
and treated every skirt in the room as a matter for committee review.
midinetted
(/ˌmɪdɪˈnɛtd/)
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes every retail encounter resemble a Parisian professional appointment.
Addriana became
midinetted
and sold the barman a scarf he had not requested.
midintervaled
adj.
Drunk to the extent of occupying the exact middle, with neither beginning nor conclusion in view.
Emer became
midintervaled
and paused halfway through each explanation.
midinterviewed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of an exchange that has reached its middle and abandoned its purpose.
midiprepped
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and prepared only in the broadest and least operational sense.
midironned
adj.
Drunk and lofting every straightforward remark into a long, unhelpful arc.
midiskirted
(/ˈmɪdiskəːtd/)
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and hemmed at mid-calf by an uncompleted intention.
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