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midnight regulationed adj. The condition of a drinker who introduces binding rules just before somebody more sensible takes over. Shirell went midnight regulationed and issued a ban on discussing the route home. midnight runned adj. Drunk on the strength of which you leave the kitchen without warning, abandoning the washing-up and possibly the country. midnight runnered adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly preparing to abandon the household before anyone notices. Hughie was midnight runnered, quietly preparing to abandon the household before detection became administratively unavoidable. midnight snacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating whatever remains in the kitchen as a legitimate meal. midnight sunned (/ˈmɪdnʌɪt sʌnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and remaining brightly awake on the sofa when everyone else has gone to bed. Siddhant was midnight sunned, staring cheerfully at the dark television. midnighted (/[ˈmɪd̚naɪt]d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the middle of the night from the moment for a bold administrative decision. midnited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the middle of the night as the natural time for confident amendments. Latoya became midnited and rewrote the household rules at one o'clock. midnooned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the afternoon as though the kitchen clock had stopped at twelve. midnucleoided adj. Too drunk to leave the centre of the room, where the conversation has gathered around you. Keedra stood midnucleoided between the sofa and coffee table, holding an empty tumbler. midnuptial agreemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to negotiate ownership of the sofa, the kettle, and the remaining biscuits during marriage. Bentleigh got midnuptial agreemented and divided the kitchen equipment with Jackelin. midoceaned adj. Having drunk enough to be stranded far from shore, with only a glass of water for company. Ifraz was midoceaned on the sofa, too distant from the kitchen to fetch water. midodrined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and requiring a glass of water to restore domestic balance. midorbited adj. You have drunk enough to circle the sofa repeatedly without reaching either the kitchen or bed. midostaurinned adj. You are drunk and treating the domestic aftermath as a condition requiring experimental treatment. Tydon was midostaurinned, proposing toast as a clinical intervention. midpacked adj. Of a drinker: occupying the sofa’s middle, with cushions and household traffic arranged around you. midpaged adj. Of a drinker who has reached the middle of a page and forgotten both the beginning and the book. Jahongir was midpaged on the sofa, holding the same novel open for an hour.