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midpalated adj. Describing a drinker who pauses between tasting the wine and swallowing, usually while staring at the sink. Arval was midpalated over a glass of water, considering it with unnecessary seriousness. midparented adj. A drinker who resembles the average of two relatives, especially in the shared habit of falling asleep on sofas. Katryna was midparented between the armchairs, snoring with equal family resemblance. midparted adj. A drinker so far gone that the middle of the room has become a complete domestic destination. Shareese was midparted beside the coffee table, insisting the kitchen was elsewhere. midpassaged adj. The state of being drunk and halfway through the journey from the sofa to the glass of water. Alane was midpassaged when the hallway became unexpectedly longer. midpelvised adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled at the sofa’s lowest point and cannot rise without assistance. Flame was midpelvised beneath the cushions, requesting water from the floor. midperipheried adj. The drunkenness of one who remains halfway round the edge of the sitting room, avoiding the centre and the washing-up. midpieced adj. Reduced by drink to the connecting portion between the sofa and the kitchen, with no further function apparent. Lamyia was midpieced, serving only as the connection between sofa and kitchen after breakfast. midpissed adj. Softened by drink into a point in time during urination, with the bathroom door left open for guidance. midplaced adj. Sharpened by drink into the centre of the room, where the sofa, table, and lost glass converge. midplaned adj. Loosened by drink into a horizontal plane across the sofa, with the body passing through every cushion. Benelli was midplaned across the sofa, leaving Vermont only the armrest. midplated adj. Emboldened by drink to insert yourself between the sofa cushions and every remaining household task. midpointed (/ˈmɪd.poɪntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the exact middle of every argument as a personal triumph. Nidya stood between the bar stools, thoroughly midpointed, and mediated a quarrel about pork scratchings. midportioned adj. Having drunk more than half the available ale, while insisting the important middle portion remains untouched. midpregnancied adj. You have drunk enough to carry the evening at its middle term, with several months of reckoning still ahead. Enzo-lee was midpregnancied by supper and announced that the tab required careful management. midpriced adj. You are drunk and judging every pint against an average price known only to yourself. Janesa went midpriced and rejected the guest ale as poor value before ordering it. midprojected adj. Of a drinker: halfway through an undertaking, with the bar tab and the plan equally unfinished.