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midrised adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between a quiet exit and a grand finale, and therefore occupying the middle. Hudsynn went midrised and spent the rest of the evening on the pub's intermediate step. midrolled adj. Drunk in a way that interrupts every story just before its conclusion, then resumes with another round. Maddux became midrolled and broke off the darts story whenever the glasses emptied. midscreamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the middle of every shout is delivered while the beginning and end are misplaced. Rashieda went midscreamed over the jukebox, sustaining one alarming note without locating its edges. midseaed adj. A drinker who has reached the geographic middle of nowhere and requires a lifeboat home. Tahjanae became midseaed and attempted to hail the shore with a beer mat. midseason formed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of every small discomfort the morning can provide. Ysidoro woke midseason formed, able to identify each regrettable ingredient in last night's supper. midseasonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the middle of proceedings and mistaken it for a permanent institution. Frederick grew midseasonned and renewed his subscription to a programme already finished. midsectioned (/ˈmɪdˌsɛkʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening precisely in two and misplaced both halves. midsegmented adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the exact middle of a line, interval, or argument, usually beside the crisps. midsentenced adj. Softened by drink into abandoning every utterance before reaching its final word. Dillin grew midsentenced and left three announcements unfinished beside the sink. midsequenced adj. Sharpened by drink into locating oneself precisely within a procession, then forgetting what follows. Trene became midsequenced and numbered the sandwiches according to their appearance. midseventiesed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the middle years of the decade as a personal administrative period. midshafted adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the midpoint of any long object as though commissioned to guard it. midshanked adj. Slowed by drink to the central portion of a leg, blade, or other long implement. midshaved adj. Drunk and suspended halfway through a shave, with the remaining half treated as tomorrow's affair. midshipman fished adj. Drunk enough to produce a nocturnal hum and attribute it to maritime science. midshipman's buttered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an avocado from a naval snack, and spreading both on toast. Rosemarry was midshipman's buttered and described the guacamole as an officer's ration.