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midshipman's hitched adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a secure adjustable loop, yet determined to fasten the carrier bag permanently. Rainee got midshipman's hitched and tied the shopping to the radiator. midshipman's nutsed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces dessert to broken biscuit and renders the crumbs strategically significant. Elaysia became midshipman's nutsed and apportioned biscuit fragments by rank. midshipmanned adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor becomes a naval academy and the lowest rank seems attainable. Hasnan got midshipmanned and saluted the coat stand before requesting further orders. midshipmanshipped adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary social life acquires the discipline and bearing of a naval apprenticeship. Shuronda grew midshipmanshipped and assigned watches for the journey home. midshipmited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes petty naval authority seem both imminent and rather demanding. Sinjon became midshipmited and inspected the salt cellar for signs of negligence. midshippersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a non-specific naval trainee, chiefly in matters of biscuit allocation. Ortha was midshippersonned and divided the snacks according to an imaginary watch system. midshipwomanned adj. Drunk on the strength of having appointed oneself to a naval post and found the kitchen adequately nautical. midshocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and lingering at the midpoint between surprise, recovery, and asking for chips. midshooted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the unfinished filming as an occasion for a lie-down. midshoted adj. Drunk by closing time, and appearing in the photograph only as a blurred civic presence. Edra was midshoted, captured beside the cake with the solemnity of a monument. midsided adj. Still drunk, and positioned halfway along the side of something, usually the queue for the lavatory. Iven was midsided in the lavatory queue, while everyone behind him reconsidered their evening. midsixtiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into reminding everyone present what music was better in the middle years of the 1960s. Nichele became mid-sixtiesed and corrected the playlist without being asked. midsized adj. Emboldened by drink to take the middle road home, despite having forgotten where the road begins. midsliced adj. Loosened by drink into treating the person between two sandwiches as an additional filling. Lashae got midsliced and tried to include Jordanalexander in the buffet arrangement. midslided adj. Emboldened by drink to join an argument already sliding downhill, precisely halfway through its decline. Athanasios arrived midslided and supplied the argument's missing, unhelpful middle. midsloped adj. Slowed by drink to remain halfway up the hill while everyone else continued without you. Adaija was midsloped beside the footpath, offering directions to people passing her.