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midwesternered adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every companion into a patient provider of directions. Alber was midwesternered by supper, consulting each relative about the simplest way to leave. midwicketed adj. You are drunk and positioned halfway between joining the round and making your escape. Quadre remained midwicketed by the bar, close enough to hear last orders but not request one. midwife frogged adj. Of a drinker who has crouched protectively over the last round and refuses to let it out of sight. midwife toaded adj. Describing a drinker who carries the evening's small responsibilities home on their back. Jaquala was midwife toaded, transporting everyone's coats and two forgotten scarves towards the taxi rank. midwifed (/ˈmɪd.(w)ɪfd/) adj. Of a drinker: delivering each fresh round safely, while requiring assistance with the journey home. Jyanna became midwifed after supper and was escorted through the station with maternal patience. midwiferied (/mɪdˈwɪfəɹid/) adj. A drinker who conducts each round with professional calm, then cannot locate the way home. midwifried adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes a delivery requiring careful handling. midwinged adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies the exact middle of the departing group, carried along by coats and consensus. Hilman was midwinged between two friends, leaving the pub when the coats finally appeared. midwintered (/ˌmɪdˈwɪntə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats last orders as the middle of a long, cold season. midwited (/ˈmɪdwɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an ordinary route home appears to require a theory. Allaynah went midwited at the junction and argued that left was a matter of interpretation. midwitteried adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the obvious during last orders, particularly the existence of the door. Dimia became midwitteried and explained twice that the taxi would not arrive inside the pub. midwiveried adj. The state of being drunk and assisting every round towards term, including one's own reluctant departure. midwomanned adj. Softened by drink into a reassuring companion who escorts strangers through the final round. Arlo was midwomanned by closing time, guiding two uncertain customers towards their coats. midwoofed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose account of the evening carries distinctly more bass than detail. midwoofered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who broadcasts every intention of going home without acting on it. midwrithed adj. Emboldened by drink to leave during the exact moment between setting off and changing direction.