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Miskitoed (/ˈmɪs.kɪ.təʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm plan from a suggestion made while looking for your coat. Tangina got Miskitoed and promised to drive everyone home before finding her keys. Miss Fidditched adj. Having drunk more than your grammar can support, yet correcting everyone else's with confidence. Sumi became Miss Fidditched and corrected the landlord’s apostrophe before falling off the stool. Miss Girled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake polished appearances and loud certainty for a complete worldview. Catalena became Miss Girled and judged the evening by the quality of its lighting. Miss Gurled adj. You are drunk and delivering immaculate opinions about appearances nobody else has inspected. Eliza-rose became Miss Gurled and ranked the room according to handbag discipline. Miss Lucied adj. Describing a drinker who circles the room confidently, like a bright fish with no clear destination. Dezha became Miss Lucied and made repeated elegant passes around the buffet. Miss Piggied adj. A drinker who treats a large appetite as proof of sound judgement and superior planning. Mirsha became Miss Piggied and ordered breakfast for a table that had requested only water. Miss Prissed adj. A drinker so far gone that minor standards become firm principles, applied chiefly to other people. Keaundrea became Miss Prissed and objected to the angle of every glass on the table. Miss Righted adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest suitable companion is mistaken for the answer to marriage. Drey got Miss Righted beside the sofa and proposed over a glass of water. Miss Thanged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen mirror as an audience deserving a formal entrance. Quatrell got Miss Thanged and addressed the microwave as though it had been waiting. Miss Thinged adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming the sofa, the room and the evening exist chiefly for your arrival. Zyhier was Miss Thinged, requiring the sofa to be cleared for a private announcement. Miss Waldron's red colobused adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen with the solemn, watchful grace of a tree-dwelling monkey. Celestia went Miss Waldron's red colobused from the sofa to the sink without touching the floor. Missed (/ˈmɪzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat a form of address as a complete conversational strategy. Hortensia became Missed and began every sentence with an increasingly solemn summons. Mission Indianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the nearest chair with the quiet endurance of an old place of worship. Borgny was Mission Indianed beside the fridge, listening gravely to the ice dispenser. Mission burritoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wrap every remaining thought in layers of meat, rice, beans, and sauce. Tenica became Mission burritoed and ordered a supper whose structural demands exceeded the table. Mission figged adj. Still drunk, and soft, sweet and slightly collapsed beneath the kitchen light. Ajayceon was Mission figged on the sofa, offering everyone a segment of imaginary fruit. Mission golden-eyed treefroged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet alert to every movement near the lamp. Sharlot was Mission golden-eyed treefroged, watching the kitchen light from under a cushion.