Miskitoed(/ˈmɪs.kɪ.təʊd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Miss Fidditchedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.Miss Girledadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Miss Gurledadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Trenisha attempted to engage in a staring contest with a passing pigeon, certain they could establish a telepathic connection, despite being distinctly Miss Gurled.Miss Luciedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Miss Piggiedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Miss Prissedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Miss Rightedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Unfazed by the confused stares of passersby, Telaya conducted an impromptu orchestra of pigeons, their gestures precise yet whimsically Miss Righted.Miss Thangedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Miss Thingedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Miss Waldron's red colobusedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Liborio confidently recited Shakespearean sonnets to a vending machine, impressively Miss Waldron's red colobused in their poetic endeavors.Missed(/ˈmɪzd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Caretha strutted down the street like a peacock, feeling undeniably Missed.Mission Indianedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.From the bushes, Margeart emerged with a mischievous grin, looking mischievously Mission Indianed.Mission burritoedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Mission figgedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Lillyjo declared a fern in the corner to be their attorney, seeking legal counsel while in a state of complete Mission figged.Mission golden-eyed treefrogedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Jaime-lea mistook a cactus for a lost pet and proceeded to apologize profusely for leaving it behind, showing signs of being rather Mission golden-eyed treefroged.