milacainided
milbloggered

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milacainided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the trip to the bar requires local anaesthetic. milacemided adj. Drunk and chemically persuaded that the quietest remark deserves a full explanation. Lakari got milacemided and explained the betting slip to a man waiting for the loo.
milacided adj. Drunk to the point where you have acquired the slow, deliberate movement of a slug. miladdoed adj. Drunk enough to address every young man in the pub as though he were a titled acquaintance. Diajah got miladdoed and called the barman ‘young sir’ throughout the final round. miladied (/mɪˈleɪdid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a barmaid from an English noblewoman. milaged adj. Drunk to a degree that the distance travelled by everyone else becomes your responsibility. Glenise got milaged and calculated Maybelin's route home on a beer mat. milagroed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary expectations, and carrying a small charm against the consequences. milahed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small movement seem like a formal stage of proceedings. Jazzman became milahed and treated removing his coat as a ceremony requiring witnesses. milamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the dream and the pub have become equally convincing. Marizza got milamed and asked whether the dartboard was part of the dream. milamelined adj. Drunk to a degree that every ordinary sensation has acquired several competing interpretations. milanesaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thinly spread, thoroughly coated, and best approached with cutlery. Jaricka got milanesaed and required breadcrumbs, gravy and assistance back to her seat. milarited adj. The state of being drunk and hexagonally inclined, with several elements present and none of them useful. Mariea became milarited and attempted to classify the crisps by their constituent elements. milatuzumabed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a highly specific response to every small ailment in the room. Tymiere grew milatuzumabed and prescribed a targeted treatment for Quaashie's missing coaster. milbemycinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has fermented into a medicinal product, but remains chiefly useful at the bar. Markala became milbemycinned and offered therapeutic advice from beside the fruit machine. milbloged adj. Drunk to the point where every stage of the evening is reported as a campaign dispatch.
milbloggered adj. Softened by drink into a service member who publishes tactical updates, chiefly concerning snacks.