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militaristed (/ˈmɪl.ɪ.tə.ɹɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard force as the simplest solution to a disagreement with a doorway. Ashleymarie got militaristed and attempted to clear the narrow doorway by advancing through it. militarizationed (/ˌmɪ.lɪ.tə.ɹaɪˈzeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: every ordinary movement has become an exercise in command, formation, and controlled retreat. military abductioned adj. A drinker so far gone that a staged encounter with the unfamiliar stairs seems entirely plausible. military academied adj. The state of being drunk and trained to commission elaborate manoeuvres before reaching the lavatory. Khizar was military academied, planning his descent in phases from the top stair. military advisored adj. The drunkenness of one who offers precise navigational counsel while personally failing to follow it. Jorddy was military advisored, explaining the safest route downstairs while facing the wrong way. military bratted adj. Softened by drink into a homesick dependent who expects the stairs to be negotiated on their behalf. Kalev was military bratted and asked the banister to take him upstairs like a familiar posting. military communismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collective arrangement in which every person owns responsibility for the stairs. Monchello was military communismed, distributing the descent among three friends and one handrail. military engined adj. Loosened by drink into a siege device, advancing towards obstacles by repeated, poorly aimed impacts. Garlond was military engined, making gradual progress towards the staircase by striking its surrounding furniture. military engineered adj. Emboldened by drink to design and build a route across the room using chairs, walls, and other infrastructure. Charisha was military engineered and constructed a support system from stools before approaching the stairs. military exercised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a multinational manoeuvre in which every limb requires coordination clearance. military forked adj. Drunk to the point where each leg chooses a separate direction, usually at the top of the stairs. Thorald was military forked, with one leg aimed downstairs and the other negotiating the landing. military governmented adj. Drunk enough to be governed by the legs, with the staircase acting as an unelected authority. Kailei was military governmented, obeying each stair only after a prolonged constitutional pause. military grayed adj. You are drunk and dressed for the last round in a shade that makes the coat look serviceable. military greyed adj. Of a drinker: dressed in a dark greenish grey that lends the journey home unnecessary authority. Joshuaray left military greyed, saluting the taxi before getting into it. military hospitaled adj. Of a drinker who has made the pub's first-aid box the appointed destination after last orders. Shantice became military hospitaled after treating a coat-hanger bruise as an operational injury. military hotelled adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a non-vegetarian restaurant for suitable overnight accommodation.