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Mission graped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen as a vineyard and the washing-up as seasonal work. Pheby got Mission graped and harvested three grapes from the fridge before sitting down. Mission olived adj. Having drunk enough to become small, green-minded and firmly attached to the nibbles beside the sofa. Aldona was Mission olived, guarding the bowl of olives with quiet seriousness. Mississaugaed (/ˌmɪ.sɪˈsɑ.ɡəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can comfortably support, but less than the kitchen floor can forgive. Jewelean was Mississaugaed and negotiated with the sofa before sitting down. Mississauganned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the domestic roundabout between sofa and kitchen for a town centre. Sinahi was Mississauganned, making repeated journeys from the sofa to the fridge. Mississippi gopher frogged adj. Of a drinker: prone to sudden, low excursions beneath the kitchen table, followed by stillness. Aldayr was Mississippi gopher frogged beneath the table, beside an untouched glass of water. Mississippi kited adj. Of a drinker who has risen lightly, drifted across the kitchen and forgotten why. Tyrhiana was Mississippi kited from the sofa to the sink and back again. Mississippi mud pied adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into the sofa in a warm, sticky and crumbly condition. Latarius was Mississippi mud pied across the sofa, leaving chocolate evidence on the cushion. Mississippi saxed adj. A drinker who has discovered that the kitchen sponge is a harmonica and will demonstrate. Cathay was Mississippi saxed, playing the sink sponge to an audience of empty mugs. Mississippi windchimed adj. A drinker so far gone that every creak of the house receives a respectful pause. Lamija was Mississippi windchimed on the sofa, answering the radiator with a nod. Mississippianed (/ˌmɪ.sɪˈsɪ.pi.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every minor decision as a matter for a full regional settlement. Kaylin was Mississippianed and drew a detailed boundary around the safest bar stool. Mississippied (/ˌmɪ.sɪˈsɪ.pid/) adj. You are drunk and counting the seconds between kitchen tasks aloud. Jjesus got Mississippied while carrying water from the sink to the sofa. Missoulianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sofa an outpost and the kitchen a distant settlement. Emelia-rose was Missoulianed, communicating with the kitchen only by raised eyebrows. Missouranned (/məˈzɝənd/) adj. Of a drinker: inclined, after several rounds, to claim the entire bar as home ground. Iannis became Missouranned and began introducing the regulars as though they were family. Missouri Fox Trottered adj. The drunkenness of one who advances across the room in a four-beat shuffle, preserving the water at all costs. Apolinar went Missouri Fox Trottered from the sofa, carrying water with remarkable lateral movement. Missouri Suckered adj. Reduced by drink to drawing the last sip of water from the glass with undue concentration. Muneerah was Missouri Suckered over the water glass, extracting a final sip from nothing. Missouri canaried adj. Softened by drink into a domestic hybrid, half sofa ornament and half kitchen assistant. Haroutyun was Missouri canaried, bringing a tea towel to the sofa instead of water.