milked(/[mɛlk]d/)adj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.As the music blared, Lodia twirled around the room, appearing gracefully milked.milkeredadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.In the park at midnight, Demi-mae philosophized with a squirrel about the meaning of life, appearing eccentrically milkered.milkeressedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Shondala attempted to barter with a vending machine, displaying signs of being comically milkeressed.milkeriedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.milkfatedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.milkfishedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.milkglassedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Attempting to parallel park, Niles soon discovered they were far too milkglassed for such precise maneuvers.milkhousedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.milkiedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Margarine attempted to ride a shopping cart like a noble steed, hilariously milkied.milkinessedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.milking barnedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.milking boosteredadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Charlea crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and alien invasions, all while being profoundly milking boostered.milking machinedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.milking parloredadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Lezlie sang a duet with a houseplant, showcasing their musical prowess while being charmingly milking parlored.milking parlouredadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.milking tabledadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.In the underground karaoke bar, Mackinsey was the undisputed champion, impressively milking tabled.