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milkmaided (/ˈmɪlkmeɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns every household vessel the dignity of a farmyard duty. Spiro got milkmaided and inspected the mugs for signs of rural neglect. milkmaidened adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple household task into an archaic pastoral vocation. milkmanned (/ˈmɪlkmənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making an early delivery to every room, whether requested or not. Gram was milkmanned and delivered water to the bathroom at half past midnight. milknessed adj. Drunk on the strength of dairy produce, or of an argument whose substance has become similarly thick. milkoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still making a respectable round of the houses with one bottle. milkoholicked adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue dairy refreshment wherever the evening may have concealed it. Jazia grew milkoholicked and searched the landlord’s fridge for a restorative glass. milkovoited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to a mineralogical discussion nobody commissioned. Jimella was milkovoited and classified the bar snacks by elemental composition. milkpanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the remaining evening in a shallow, unsuitable vessel. milkpersonned adj. Still drunk, and delivering household provisions to people who have neither ordered nor requested them. Yamilet was milkpersonned, distributing biscuits to the entire taxi rank. milkpoxed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor complaint from a historical epidemic, but calm about both. Zackery was milkpoxed, calmly confusing a minor complaint with an epidemic. milkshake ducked adj. Having drunk more than enough to seem charming initially, before revealing an unfortunate opinion about straws. milkshaked (/ˈmɪlk.ʃeɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to combine sweetness and viscosity, then remain where placed. milksheded adj. Drunk and treating everyone within economical travelling distance as part of the evening's supply area. milksicked adj. Drunk to the point where the people around you begin quietly assessing the quality of the ground beneath your feet. milksicled adj. Drunk enough to become cold, sweet, and difficult to persuade back indoors. milksnaked adj. Describing a drinker who moves smoothly through the kitchen, leaving a bright trail of confusion.