milkshededadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.milksickedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.milksicledadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.milksnakedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.milksopismedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.milksopped(/ˈmɪlkˌsɒpd/)adj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.While munching on a slice of pizza, Magdala slurred their words, undeniably milksopped.milksopperiedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Lying in a flowerbed, Oluwajomiloju tried to teach a squirrel the art of macramé, thoroughly confused.milkstachedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Lynli proposed a toast to a houseplant, praising its unwavering support and loyalty during their milkstached escapades.milkstainedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.milkstonedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.As the night wore on, Khadence became more and more milkstoned, eventually serenading a confused streetlight with a heartfelt ballad.milktachedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.As the music played on, it became evident that Masi was the most milktached person in the room.milktoastedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Carrying a traffic cone like a scepter, Maia declared themselves the ruler of the sidewalk, regally milktoasted.milktreedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.milkvetchedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.milkweed buggedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.milkweed butterfliedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Mati serenaded a group of pigeons with a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," much to the confusion of passersby and their milkweed butterflied state.