Missouri currantedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Mashanda revealed their hidden talent for speaking in rhyming couplets, entertaining friends with their lyrical Missouri curranted poetry.Missouri evening primrosedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.While out on a midnight stroll, Siabh insisted on giving a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, hilariously Missouri evening primrosed.Missouri gooseberriedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Waiting for a taxi, Lozell swayed slightly, obviously Missouri gooseberried.Missouri gourdedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Missouri grapedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Missouri muledadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Cahill organized a game of hide and seek with invisible friends, whimsically Missouri muled.Missouri primrosedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Missouri toothpickedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Missourianed(/mɪˈzʊɹi.ənd/)adj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.At the supermarket, Angelline proudly proclaimed to strangers that they were "King/Queen of the Aisles," demonstrating their regal yet slightly Missourianed state.Missourianismedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.A group of friends helped Mayna into a waiting cab, understanding that they were now officially Missourianismed.Missouritedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Missusedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Yeva embarked on a mission to find the best late-night kebab, fueled by their Missused adventures.Mistassiniedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Mister Biggedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Mister Mommedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Mister Nice Guyedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.